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Song Parodies -> "Dominique"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Singing Nun

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Dominique, nique, nique, the maid he starts to paw
And swings his little dong,
Which is larger, now engorged—
His attack plan he had forged,
His attack plan he had forged.

He made his fortune in banking;
Of the IMF he’s king;
Now he may well get a spanking
’cause he can’t control his thing.


He was there to get a lay;
He was horny when the maid called.
He chased her from here to there,
Forced her down. . .on knees she crawled.


Enforced oral copulation,
What he got when she went down.
He hauled ass for transportation,
Paris-bound. . .get out of town.


Though he is a frequent flyer,
The cops wouldn’t let him blow.
As the plane ascended higher,
Off to Rikers he did go.


The next day a judge did order
Him to not make a retreat. . .
Must stay within U.S. border,
So there’s no Polanski feat.

Bail was set quite high; the number
Would make most people’s hair curl.
This guy couldn’t be much dumber
Than to try to rape a girl.


And so now old Dominique
Wears a bracelet around the girth
Of his ankle. Keep your dick in:
The moral, for what it’s worth.

Dominique, nique, nique is in arm of the law,
Which, he found out, is long.
He once acted like a lord,
Now he may get his reward
For falling on his own sword.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Patrick - May 23, 2011 - Report this comment
For a man of his proclivities, a spanking would hardly be punishment. I've heard this song for years. Thanks for the translation.
AFW - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment
True and fitting tale
UnKnownVotress - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Mr b-V-d, Get along . . . get along little doggie . . . . get along, the b.V.d way . . .
bluesnation - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny, and does any one remember the parody that circulated not too long after this song hit the airwaves with the words "Puerto Rican, Rican, Rican" ? The only other line I remember is "They will rob you on the bus, they will steal an old man's truss...". Not pc, I realize, but a product of it's time. Wish I could recall the rest of it.

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