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Song Parodies -> "Sarah"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Pure Prairie League

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I can't see why you do not belong to me.
I'm trying real hard not to think;
I try to drink the Kool-Aid that you sell,
Despite the fact it really smells, I still intone
Your rap on the rapture, and I say I love Nome.

Sarah, what've I got to do
To be paramour of you?
For your smile, I push your wrong point of view.

I don't think. . .try to lobotomize my mind
And try to fire on los lobos
From a craft that flies,
Still you can't see
That I want the two of us to make a home,
But you rebuff my attempts to play along.
(Won't you play along with me?)

Sarah, what've I got to do
To be paramour of you?
Love your smile and that lipstick's lovely hue.

(Baying-dog solo)

Well now,
I've done everything I can to live your way,
Like join neo-Confederates;
My favorite color's gray.
Is when the lord gave life to earth, magically,
But He gave life to Charles Darwin, tragically.
Despite all, you ain't fell for me.

Sarah, what've I got to do
To be paramour of you?
You won't smile on me; my wink you eschew
(And I drink for you).

Yeah, now
Sarah, what've I got to do
To be paramour of you?
I'd walk miles for a camel. . .
Then I'd shoot!!!
(They are ungulates too.)

Falling for your luscious pouting moue,
Falling, yet I'm without love from you,
Don't know what I'm gonna do. If veep. . .
Balling? I could mount and dog-love you.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Paul Robinson - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, JB, I'll-ask-ya to do more of these, Yeah, I'll far you ain't failin' in impalin' Palin. 5's ~ ~ ~
alvin - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderfully wacky
John Barry - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul (long time), Alvin.
lilBunLicker - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
You 'got it bad', and that ain't good, sir ! You better shove that ' muscat ' back in your holster, Pirate Jack !
Lionel Mertens - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody was good. Could have used and intro. 5's anyway.
John Barry - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Great to see you back, L'il. Thanks, Lionel.

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