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Song Parodies -> "Hind Fire"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michael Martin Murphey

Parody Song Title:

"Hind Fire"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

All around the smell is mountin',
Awful fart that's a "flat"line.
Please don't smoke or there'll be hind fire;
It's an ill wind, and ill-timed
Is your striking of a light.

Hope the match defies the flint there,
Or there'll be a killing blast.
We'll be roasted in that hind fire,
But if the match stalls,
We'll be blistered if we're gassed.

It don't stall--there's hind fire;
A fireball from hind pyre;
I crawled from the hind fire.

The departed in tombs are planted;
In the flames they burned so slow.
I scowl and then scoot each time a foul wind blows now,
'fore it ignites and blows.
It goes to show: the nose knows.

Roasted in that hind fire,
Ghosted by that hind fire,
Toasted by that hind pyre.

From hind fire, bad way to die:
Under busted sod now they lie.
A guy farts and strikes a light, I'll cry, "Bye!"
Fly from hind fire.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
i HATE that wimpy OS...thanks for tearing it a new....well, you know
Red Ant - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd forgotten all about this horrid OS ... ditto Alvin's comment. Well done, John.

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