Senseless loons croon tunes for scented louse,
Judge Judy jerks all whine, show scars,
Men scream, ill guys like Savage,
Suckups like Geraldo, stars.

This is the dawning of the age of egregiousness,
The age of egregiousness,
Egregiousness, egregiousness.

Harpo* harpy's "understanding,"
"Sympathy," scam--just astounding.
View enthused goons with delusions.
"View" crew. . .vacuous effusions,
Nitwit, dimwit cerebration,
It's a mindless celebration,
Egregiousness, egregiousness.

Senseless goons in the Senate and House,
Some stupider than mined Feldspar.
Appeasing slimeballs pander;
These lunkheads must come from Mars.

Bullshitters conning in the age of mendaciousness,
The age of mendaciousness,
Mendaciousness, mental-case nest.

Hardly have an understanding
Of what's going on around them.
Give us falsehoods and illusion,
Vacuousness in profusion--
Dipsh*t, dimwit con-gregation
Havin' congress with the nation's
Effluvium vent; effluvial gents.**


*anagrammatic name of the production company of the person referenced
**ladies too; "effluvium" and "effluvial" pronounced with 3 syllables