Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Morning Has Broken"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Has Broken"

Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Morning Has Broken"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Morning has broken; biters are snoring.
Black night: awoken, frightening scourge
raised up for swigging, tasting from gorging;
canines in digging. . .serum-emerge.

Sweet the vein’s ooze; all of night the dead ones
slice; this curse chews all necks turned to slash.
Tasting the sweetness of the wet larder,
tongue makes non-neat mess, there in the gash.

Like not the sunlight, bright in the morning.
Damned purged and smokin’ in sunburst scourge.
Daylight is bringing rays; live not mourning.
Wasted, those swigging; fiends sing a dirge.

Morning had broken; biters were gorging.
Daylight: still soakin’ up blood—no dearth.
Time they weren’t keeping; rays of the morning
came ere their digging into boxed earth.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

WarrenB - October 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I guess garlic toast is out of the question.
Leough - October 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Good luck finding a dentist that's open after dark. 555
Patrick - October 26, 2012 - Report this comment
A very poetic contribution to the zombie/vampire craze.
Meriadoc - October 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent subs all thru the parody John!
Daver W. - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Meow !....This Cat's Teasin'.............

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1398