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Song Parodies -> "Touché"

Original Song Title:

"Touch Me"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Riposte, riposte, riposte, riposte,
Touché, babe.
There's no need for you to be afraid:
I've got a tip cap on my blade.
Without it, well, you would be dead.
You can't get slit by my capped blade.

Now, I'm gonna thrust; you
Will not sense a bit of pain
I'm gonna thrust; you
Want to parry, make a try;
Keep a sharp eye.

Ripped ope, ripped ope, ripped ope, ripped ope,
Touché, babe.
I can see: a big mistake I've made:
There was no tip cap on the blade.
Well, I'll get out the tourniquet
And keep the pressure where you're frayed.

I'm gonna truss you. . .
Haven't severed a main vein.
I'm gonna truss
Till those paramedic guys
Come and apprise.

I'm gonna "hush" you,
'cause you're kvetching in pain.
I'm gonna "rush" you
You'll be pharmaceuticized,

[screaming sax solo]

Foiled-again curse.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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McKludge - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
A high value parody here. I think I could fence it for $555.
Mr Find - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I love a parody that kind of tells a story, and is funny or clever at the same time. Good Stuff. A 5!
alvin - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
i get your point
Stan Hall - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
A parody that'd foil anyone's intention to score it less than 555
The Pale Ghost of Dewey Cox (channeled by Michael Pacholek) - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm not sure I like this one... brings back bad memories of back home... but Mike likes it!
Invisible Boy - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
"pharmaceuticized" ...fave new word of the day
Meriadoc - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
John this is one of your best!
John Barry - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, McKludge, Mr Find, Alvin, Stan, Ghost, IB, Merry.
Peregrin - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I like this from either side of the fence :)
AFW - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Fine example of sad humor with pathos

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