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Song Parodies -> "Ton o' Hay"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Del Shannon

Parody Song Title:

"Ton o' Hay"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

As they flock along to yonder barn where they long
For chow cuds, utterly muddy throng.
Still they aren't for long (they stink of a cowpie pong);
Together, they bawl for what makes dung.

I'm a-forkin' what ain't grain;
Sheaves I'm haulin' and I feel the pain
In my back--it's killin' me--
Extension's misery.
And I shudder
I shu-shu-shu-shu-shudder,
"Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai!
She-it!" I bray
F**cking udders force me to dray
Their vittles: ton o' hay,
Ton, ton, ton ton ton o' hay.

(cow-corral chorale)

I exhort them, with disdain:
"Leave off bawlin'; it gives my ears pain!
Fixin' your culinary
'daily bread's killin' me!"
I think, murder:
Moo-moo-moo-moo murder.
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
I'd love to slay
Uddered cudders each cruddy day
I pitch a ton o' hay,
Ton, ton, ton ton ton o' hay.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Timmy1000 - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny! Kind of a different story - "uddered cudders each cruddy day" - what a great line; I'm still laughing, well done - 555. This one was probably for Bull Shannon, Del's brother.
Ann Hammond - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
2Eagle - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I had forgotten that stupid song until now. Good job.
Leo Keough - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
An udderly great rendition!
littleCrudyCakes - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Ships aHay, Captain Sleazy ! !
alvin - December 14, 2008 - Report this comment
perfect pitch on this one...forking over fives
Stan Hall - December 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmmm .. somehow missed this one on the 1st pass thru' the day's, leavings. Very funny .... everybody loves a good cow joke. :-)
Peregrin - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Cows? Barns? You sure this ain't a Meriadoc parody JB? :) Good job!

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