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Song Parodies -> "I Started To Poke"

Original Song Title:

"I Started a Joke"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"I Started To Poke"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I started to poke, which started my patient crying,
"Ow, you're killin' me!" That he spoke painfully, "Ow! Ow!"

He farted, 'twas dry, and smarted; the hole hurt--gaffing.
As I homed in on spleen, he groaned, moaned plaintively.

Tears welled in his eyes; white-knuckled hands clenched at his thighs.
Then he yelled out from bed; "Hurting!" he said. "I wish I were dead!"

Then I heinily pried, which started the hole whorled sieving.
So I hold up a screen, so there's no soak on me. No, no!

[Repeat last two verses]

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Royce Miller - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh John, you do disgusting so very well.
alvin rhodes - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
i can just imagine robin singing this in his little bleaty voice...5s
PMS - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody. I especially liked "heinily pried" And isn't it interesting that this parody's author's initials spell "jab".
John Barry - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce, Alvin, PMS.
Rick C - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Forget the prodding, a Barry-um enema would do the trick. 555
John Barry - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL, Rick, thanks!
Larry Hensley - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I liked it.

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