What’s the most evil firm that the country ever knew?
There’s so many, but here’s one that steals data from you.
It’s one evil company that I am happy to traduce
Because this bunch steals each key punch, so let me introduce
(A loathsome throng that’s very wrong—search engine’s just a ruse):
BB Google, with its Goog-Goog-Googlin’ lies,
BB Google, snagging all info’s the prize.
But of course they’re gonna say falsehoods in a Newspeak way,
BB Google, with its Goog-Goog-Googlin’ lies.

BB Google, with its Goog-Goog-Googlin’ lies,
BB Google rips you off before your eyes.
So for whom does BB whore?
Each advertiser and more.

What’s the most Orwellian firm you every knew?
It’s hard to make a choice, because there’s quite a few.
If I thought about the one I’d be inclined to single out,
Toss-up between this and that run by Zuckerberg lout.
I’d say BB Google with its Goog-Goog-Googlin’ lies,
BB Google into all your data pries.
Most of them should do some time for privacy-stealin’ crime,
BB Google, with its Goog-Goog-Googlin’ lies.

BB Google, with its Goog-Goog-Googlin’ lies,
BB Google is a big sibling that spies.
Data vampires low as mud, they suck your digital blood,
BB Google, with its Goog-Goog-Googlin’ lies

Who’s the greatest spy-thief the country ever saw?
Who grabs every keystroke that you hit with your paw?
Each time one of their flacks speaks, you know he’s lying through his snout
Because it’s true, a PR crew don’t want truth comin’ out.
BB Google, with its Goog-Goog-Googlin’ lies,
BB Google isn’t honest—no surprise.
They verbally masturbate; these guys are worse than Bill Gates.
BB Google, with its Goog-Goog-Googlin’ spies.

BB Google, with its Goog-Goog-Googlin’ spies,
BB Google, a criminal paradise.
In screw-the-customer race, Google really sets the pace,
BB Google, with its Goog-Goog-Googlin’ pries.


*In no particular order: Big Brother, big bad, bullshit bastion, brigand bastards, byte burglars, bullshitting blowhards, bad business, butt-bussers, bad behemoth, bullshitting behemoth, brigand behemoth