Song Parodies -> Then I Plotzed
| Original Song Title: | "At the Hop" |
| Original Performer: | Danny and the Juniors |
| Parody Song Title: | "Then I Plotzed" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
plotz: to burst, to explode; noshen: snack; dreck: junk; fressin': eating; metsieh: a lucky break; kibitz: to comment; schmooze: to chat; smuck/putz: fool, jerk; shiksa: non-Jewish woman; keister: butt; potch: slap
Oy, oy, oy, oy, vey, vey, vey, vey,
Cloyed, cloyed cloyed, cloyed airway, way way.
Then I plotzed!
It's like a rock it is, this roll; it
Nearly stopped my noshen hole, wish I could plotz.
This dreck from delicatessen
Clogs the chicken that I'm fressin'--out it pops
Spewed this rank gustation into my sweet libation and it plopped.
Metsieh that I plotzed,
Metsieh that I plotzed (oy vey! me),
Metsieh that I plotzed (oy vey! me),
Metsieh that I plotzed.
Shalom. Metsieh that I plotzed.
I can kibitz and I can shmooze, since
I made to depart this food bit when I plotzed.
"Who's the shmuck?"--I'm sounding shrewish--
"Who made this? He can't be Jewish. What a putz!
Maybe a fat shiksa. . .give her a keister kick 'r a potch."
Metsieh that I plotzed,
Metsieh that I plotzed (oy vey! me),
Metsieh that I plotzed (oy vey! me),
Metsieh that I plotzed.
Shalom. Metsieh that I plotzed.
Oy, oy, oy, oy, vey, vey, vey, vey,
Cloyed, cloyed cloyed, cloyed airway, way way.
Then I plotzed!
Cloyed, cloyed cloyed, cloyed airway, way way.
Then I plotzed!
It's like a rock it is, this roll; it
Nearly stopped my noshen hole, wish I could plotz.
This dreck from delicatessen
Clogs the chicken that I'm fressin'--out it pops
Spewed this rank gustation into my sweet libation and it plopped.
Metsieh that I plotzed,
Metsieh that I plotzed (oy vey! me),
Metsieh that I plotzed (oy vey! me),
Metsieh that I plotzed.
Shalom. Metsieh that I plotzed.
I can kibitz and I can shmooze, since
I made to depart this food bit when I plotzed.
"Who's the shmuck?"--I'm sounding shrewish--
"Who made this? He can't be Jewish. What a putz!
Maybe a fat shiksa. . .give her a keister kick 'r a potch."
Metsieh that I plotzed,
Metsieh that I plotzed (oy vey! me),
Metsieh that I plotzed (oy vey! me),
Metsieh that I plotzed.
Shalom. Metsieh that I plotzed.
Oy, oy, oy, oy, vey, vey, vey, vey,
Cloyed, cloyed cloyed, cloyed airway, way way.
Then I plotzed!
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Yiddish parodies...what can I say? Chucklesome...555
This was swell. You should kvell. But...a METZIEH that I plotzed? Check yer Yiddish-English dictionary. I think your usage is a bit farkockted. 555's anyway!
I don't know any Yiddish myself...but I learned some from reading this clever parody...5s ;)
Thanks, Kristo, kozar, Mason--yeah, plotz is kind of a stretch for this.
lotz of fun...5s
sometimes we wish a big dry plotz would stretch a bit and be a little less. oh...diametrically diabolical?
Oy gevalt, and this you call a parody? This is so bad, I think I'm getting verklempt...
Good use of Yiddish in time to the music.
Mazel Tov!
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