Grand Old Party is going to town;
New members join from miles around
They come from everywhere,
It's capturing mindshare
Meanwhile the Democrats are going down:

Goin' like the Dodo,
Goin' like the Dodo,
They're hurting, yeah.

Goin' like the Dodo,
Dems imploding,
Goin' like the Dodo,
They're losing clout
And away they go, yeah.
Not their time, no.
Goin' like the Dodo,
Lose, lose, lose lose,
Goin' like the Dodo.

They get patter from movie stars
That is a no-go far
Down South, where the people aren't shocked
By Dubya's crock, because they think they're on a par.

Goin' like the Dodo. It's kind of funny:
They got plenty dough, though, it seems somehow
That they just don't know what to spend it on.

Goin' like the Dodo.
Seems they've lost their mojo.
Seem to act in slo-mo.
Got too many bobos*.
Exemplify Pogo*
Far from the Limpopo.*