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Song Parodies -> "Poor Is Hillary"

Original Song Title:

"Poor Pitiful Me"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Poor Is Hillary"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Left the White House with clothes on their back
after eight years in D.C.
But for votes she’s starting to whore—
polls, polls does Hillary
Poor, poor is Hillary
dirt poor is Hillary.
And there’s that girl, Lewinsky.
Poor, poor, poor Hillary—
woe is she.

Now she’s got a script, like from Hollywood,
lacking in all shame.
She’s hoping it works like it should
in the presidential game.
She’s really going over good;
she is hoping when comes November.
over opponent she’ll have scored.
Each of them a great pretender

Poor, poor is Hillary,
dirt poor is Hillary.
At her they’ll hurl Benghazi.
Poor, poor, poor Hillary—
woe is she.

Well, she is now a big book-author star.
So is she still a pauper?
Pleading poor as she seeks the White House. . .
bit too much she talks about it.

Whores, whores does Hillary,
polls, polls does Hillary.
Wish I were as poor as she
Then I would screech with glee:
“Dough is me!”

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How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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DNC - July 08, 2014 - Report this comment
She's the perfect representative for Democrats everywhere.

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