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Song Parodies -> "What?! A Dick on a Playmate!"

Original Song Title:

"What a Difference a Day Made"

Original Performer:

Dinah Washington

Parody Song Title:

"What?! A Dick on a Playmate!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

What?! a dick on a Playmate!
Pendant pork, swing endowment.
Raised eyebrows, then enwow!ment.
Is s/he sweetie or swain?

There’s a pendant sway on you here—
How is that part of you, dear?!
What are we going to do, dear?
Combo of guy and gyn.

What’s a dick on a Playmate?
For sure an anomaly—
Guy/gal your anatomy.
We thought you were a miss, and look at this.

In our pages they find romance, that’s what men do.
But, a dick on a Playmate!
It’s sure different, that’s true.

Can’t run pix with a Playmate
Who has this anomaly—
Looks like hermaphroditry:
You are only part miss. . .no reader bliss.

In our pages they look askance, that’s what men do
When there’s dick on a Playmate!
“It’s a dildo. . .tricked you!!”

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Mark Scotti - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
IT'S PAT!!!! No, it's fives....
Old Man Ribber - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Fine job. As a firm supporter of both capital punishment and women's rights, I naturally believe that women should be "hung" like! ;D '
AFW - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Funny stuff...with a tricky ending
DivaVictoria - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Victor to Vilma . . . .Ohhh Liev ! ! mein LIEVerHerr !
John Barry - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, all, of whatever gender.

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