Didn't look too well-to-do
Garbed in parka, seal muumuu.
Up there in the frosty air,
Shootin' wolves and moose and bear.

Squelch redneck, meth-nest squalors--
Spend 1-2-5 K dollars.
There's no K-Mart buys. . .
Nieman-Marcus supplies.

Yes, she was blue,
The hue in snow, wearin' snow shoes,
Ninety below. Now fashion, it's
Puttin' on the glitz.

Skim the ice off of the gray coat;
Must look nice: don't worry, they tote
Up the chits.
Puttin' on the glitz.

Dressed up with some many-dollars couture.
This the hockey-mom look? I ain't too sure.
Your corps? Too poor.

They've no sticker shock the fellers,
Dress this chick; bulged pocket-swellers
Ain't their dicks.
Spend a million bits.

Get her up in Versace and Prada.
Is there any spending limit? Nada.
Credit card-a.

Her "constituents" are shopping
Where price tags ain't thousands topping--
Hey, tough shitz!
Puttin' on the glitz.