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Song Parodies -> "Mush of Carrots"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Mush of Carrots"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Mush of Carrots

Mush of carrots, mush of carrots—
Predigest 'em when I feed my parrots.
I try not to smother
Their beaks when I'm surrogate mother.

Mush of carrots, touch of borage—
I call it my "rara avis porridge."
Shock the local gentry
When my birds talk about rear entry.

Fly, fly—with serrated wings they
Could go a-cruisin'.
Slice, slice, slice—I've clipped their wings with just
Minor contusions.

Mush of carrots, mush of carrots—
Predigest 'em when I feed my parrots.
Treat 'em like my brothers,
And they call me a "mother******."

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Red Neck Mother - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Last line makes it great 555
John Barry - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, RNM.
MrMacphisto - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This was like an acid trip... funny and scary at the same time... lol
Kristof Robertson - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
The surrogate mother line was great! 555

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