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Song Parodies -> "Pimp"

Original Song Title:

"Lump"

 (MP3)
Parody Song Title:

"Pimp"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Pimps go after little girls, their marks;
they work in the shadows and keep things in the dark.
Pimps’ clients then strip these girls of their pajamas.
In one case, pimp’s also the client’s paramour.

She pimped, she pimped
for sex-fest Jeff.
She pimped, she pimped,
ethics-bereft.

Pimp fingered marks who could be trained
to service sleazebags that were rotten yet inane.
Small girls had to heed Jeff’s commands.
His pimp helped ensure that they would meet his demands.

She pimped, she pimped
for dreadful Jeff.
She pimped, she pimped,
morals-bereft.

[Sounds of Epstein et al. raping girls]

Pimp was Ghis and led adolescents to “love”
with gross old man Alan, who used OJ’s glove.
He and his friends got between the sheets,
post-pimping, to satisfy sick needs.

She pimped, she pimped
for friends of Jeff.
She pimped, she pimped,
but then, arrest.

Guy she pimped for is now dead.
Was he croaked…
or restrict his final breaths
with a rope?
Is his pimp gonna be led
where cons go—
to prison, where she can bed
till she croaks?

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