-> "Caparray, Part 6"
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"Caparray, Part 6"
ACT III, Scene 1
(In front of the Hoover FBI building.)
TYRO: Wow, I had always heard that this building was ugly, but that word doesn’t do it justice, so to speak
SULLEN: Yeah, like it’s namesake, it sucks. And with the current anus-hooverer pretending to run the Justice Department, there is no justice.
TYRO: Do you mean Filled Barrium Enema?
SULLEN: Indeed I do. But look who’s emerging from the building’s entrails.
TYRO: Is that Robert Mull/Roll Over?
SULLEN: It is.
TYRO: He pulled his punches, didn’t he?
SULLEN: Is the Pople a pedophile-facilitator? Yep, Bob was a pussy and is partly responsible for the mess we’re in. I hear that he’s repentant, but it’s too friggin’ late!
(MULL/ROLL OVER stops a few feet away, ponders for a moment, and then speaks)
M/R OVER: I let him get away. I realize that now. What have I done? If I had any guts, I’d have spoken out, like this:
“Turns Out This Guy”
(Parody of “Maybe This Time”)
Turns out this guy wasn’t lucky,
turns out that guy did play.
When came vote time,
a cyber crime
sas what won him the day.
It’s come home at last:
a blast from the past,
from the “great” old days of yore.
Those good old times
In the days before….
Although plumpy was the “winner,”
it has become clear that he
got assistance from the Capo
The odds were not in his favor;
he was not voted in
by the people; the ancient-time
College gave him the win.
He was a fradulent winner…
Taps for democracy?
The assistance from pal Vladdie
helped to ensure victory,
Yes, and it was quite a favor,
to help him get the win.
Too late to investigate the crime,
because this guy is in.
(M/R OVER sighs deeply, then exits)
SULLEN (exasperated): Now he tells us!!
TYRO: Well, he did implicate some people in his report, and some of those people were indicted and went or are going to prison….
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