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Song Parodies -> "Come and Play, Little Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Go Away, Little Girl"

Original Performer:

Steve Lawrence

Parody Song Title:

"Come and Play, Little Girl"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Come my way, little girl,
Come and play, little girl.
You're old enough, the prophet knows, to screw.
I know that you're just a 'tween,
But it's time to get between
The sheets and give yourself to your Uncle Lou.

Oh, come and play, little girl
Come my way, little girl.
It's hurtin' as I take your maidenhead away.
But you're in a state of bliss,
As is my twelfth wife, your sis.
So, come my way little girl.
I'll force your legs, and we'll pray.

Come my way,
Don't delay—
It's now time to put out.

The scripture's clear: you resist,
I'll have to hit with my fist.
So, come my way, little girl,
Crawl here and lay, little girl.
Oh no, don't delay, little girl. . .
Fourteen in a thousand days.
Time to play.

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Little-Play-Pal - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Play, Play we play all day! Captain Jack, you really are Barry-Van-Delinder !!! I know you are!! You still want your little darlin's to be young & 'pirateChested' !
2Eagle - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Are you as ticked off about the outcome of that case as I am?
alvin - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
love the contrast between your lyrics and the lilting melody
John Barry - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, LPP (tittering at your comments, as always), 2Eagle (hey, it's Texas), Alvin.

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