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Song Parodies -> "I’m Beginning to Plotz a Lot for Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I’m Beginning to Plotz a Lot for Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m beginning to plotz a lot for Christmas—
Friends say I’m a schmoe.
One time hooked was I on a Yent-
a; now I’m gentile-bent—
I think that this has pissed off my mohle, Moe.

It’s Begin that I shook off. . .hot for Christmas;
Goys, what I adore:
Got a shiksa tonight with me;
We’ll be shtupping ’neath the tree—
An affront to Tor’.

Unsnared from Talmudic hoots,
I’m in missal cahoots. . .
Help the bish’ in paying the rent.
Holly I flock with the flock—what a shock.
To the Pope my elbow is bent.
He’s Papa, dad, rad hat on pate.
Yule’s cool! Drool: carp for Lent.

Once bin ich Yiddish schnook, yarmulke’s missing—
Where did that thing go?
Für mich, fir with a balsam smell. . .
Dairy with meat goes well.
That turbid wine, the syrup kind? No! No!!

I’m a meshugge schnook, Chanukah misfit.
Soon kvells will start,
And the thing that will make me sing
Is kissing the bishop’s ring.
Then I get a start—
He rims my trimmed part!

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Timmy1000 - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, but I did have to look up a lot of stuff.
Old Man Ribber - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Such a song!! 5-5-5! It should happen to you! Mazeltov!!
TJC - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Deserves more than Honorable Mensch'ion in the Best Yiddish Parody Ever category!
KleineNeinCakes - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
PirateJack, . . . I'll ' Ring your 9-Iron ' . . SenorNueve, ( no eLinWoods here ! )
2Eagle - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought it was the Jews who had all the fun - better to do both.
UnKnownVictress - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
. . is this really you, Barry, Mr b-V-d oMilPitas . . . ? . . . or is this perchance, ~LIEV Schreiber ~ writing this Hannukah/xMuah ditty . . ? ? Oh, these Knights 0Parody ! !
LilSnowHo - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
~ P L O T ~ O N ~ SirSweaty !!

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