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Song Parodies -> "Saint Nick's Bad Elf Named Stu"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Saint Nick's Bad Elf Named Stu"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Saint Nick's bad elf named Stu
Is out of line.

He gives naughty kids toys and booze
When they're lyin';
With them he's lyin'.

He is causing Santa
Grumpiness and frowns.
So like a stern daddy
Nick gets heavyhanded. . .lays law down.

Saint Nick's bad elf named Stu
Will now do time,
'Bout time!

He lugs Stu,
He lugs Stu,
He lugs Stu,
He lugs Stu to hoosegow.
And leaves him there,
Penitentiary,
Stu's goose cooked now.

Endeered, [sic] he.
They put in cell with Stu
The haul-sleigh nine.

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AFW - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Far out and funny
Matthias - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Okay... Exchange my comment from yesterday this is my favorite Spell
alvin rhodes - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
bad elf, no biscuit...hey i hear screamin' jay is changin' his tune to "i put a john barry on you"
John Barry - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Matthias, Alvin (70% of the way there).
Rick C - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
HA! Nice one. What's next "Rude Olph"? 555
Matthias - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm surprised MacArthur hasn't dropped by yet...
The Charnstar - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
... Funny... I thought Stu was spelt Stew.. shows what I know... But anyways, Great song, 5-5-5

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