She looks a little like a shrew,
She's fanned the right's and the left's ire.
'Bout her no one has a clue,
Yet Bush wants her for a court that's higher.

So he gave us lightweight Miers,
So he gave us lightweight Miers,
For Sandy who soon retires.

A sop to neither side Bush threw,
He expects all to swallow Miers.
No one knows about her views,
Because she's just a Bush friend cipher.

Yeah he gave us lightweight Miers,
Yeah he gave us lightweight Miers,
For Sandy who soon retires.

The time to speculate is through.
She's starting to pique Leahy's ire.
Her response was lame to cues;
Leahy back to her "insulting" fired.

Everybody's asking, "Why her?"
Even Holocaust deniers
Like Buchanan, who says, "Fry her!"

We know nothing about her views;
Her IQ than Dubya's is higher,
But so is that of a goose;
A goose in polls would be more admired

Come on Dubya, lightweight Miers?
Come on Dubya, lightweight Miers?
Try once to set your sights higher,
Try once to set your sights higher,
Try once to set your sights higher,
Try once to set your sights higher.