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Song Parodies -> "One's Consensual"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"One's Consensual"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

One’s consensual,
At least so far.
The convention’ll
Not make him star.
One more song of love that clings to him. . .
The party won’t make a king of him.
Maybe there’s more to come through the door—
Some consensual, some another way.

It’s hard to keep score—it seems each day
That he’s smarting; his contention’ll
Be that these “lies” are regrettable,
But this guy will be forgettable soon.

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Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
I wonder if anybody is Abel to guess who this parody is about.
Rob Arndt - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
I honestly expect that maybe by next week someone will come forward and tell Cain he's got an illegitimate child!!! 555 Mr. Barry!
Old Man Ribber - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - The question comes down to one of two points. (1) Is he being set up? Or (2) Did he really think any past indiscretions wouldn't come out? Either way, fine parody! ;D
AFW - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
It all comes down to Cain he, or cain't he?
Joe, so NOT the Plumber - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
He Cain't!!! Seems Mr. Biz Man is actually Mr. Ji-z Man. His personal 9-9-9 equals 9 women, 9 years, 9% of the Republican vote ;-)
Barry J. Mitchel - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Good word subs in a timely parody. Here's the start of another one:

Herman and Glor-ya were married.
They fit like hand in a glove.
She had no clue 'bout another
Who would soon jar their love.
He was Her-man; but he was doin' her wrong.

But I think he's still not as forgettable as you say, John.
LilHoTweet - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, . . . just a 'LieGuy ' he be Sir !

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