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Song Parodies -> "Forest Tree Fell, a Yew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Forest Tree Fell, a Yew"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Forest tree fell, a yew,
Perhaps a pine.
I didn't hear it drop, nor you,
But it's lyin'
On the dirt, dyin'.
Simple: was once standing;
It's now on the ground.
No one heard it landing,
Yet some folks ask, "Did it make a sound?"
Forest tree fell--now, crew,
It's chainsaw time.
A pine?
A cashew?
A gashed yew?
Was it mute?
And cares who?
Such casu-istry's found
'mongst those who share
Such concerns. Not me.
Now hear the sound. . .
Of clear cuts!"
"What if tree fell onto
A sylvan mime?"
Perhaps a pine.
I didn't hear it drop, nor you,
But it's lyin'
On the dirt, dyin'.
Simple: was once standing;
It's now on the ground.
No one heard it landing,
Yet some folks ask, "Did it make a sound?"
Forest tree fell--now, crew,
It's chainsaw time.
A pine?
A cashew?
A gashed yew?
Was it mute?
And cares who?
Such casu-istry's found
'mongst those who share
Such concerns. Not me.
Now hear the sound. . .
Of clear cuts!"
"What if tree fell onto
A sylvan mime?"
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If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, and John Barry writes a parody about it anyway, do we still have to give it a five? Yes, we do. Anyone who doesn't can make like a tree and leave.
especially liked the last line
Thanks, Michael, Alvin.
Another Spell fell swell..
This ones very funy too keep writing them ill keep commenting
Yew've got the touch, JAB! I especially liked the image of a 'sylvan mime' just pre 'crunch time'
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