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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Monkeys Flinging Ghastly Gobs"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy KIssing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Monkeys Flinging Ghastly Gobs"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I saw monkeys flinging ghastly gobs.
Understood: the missiles thrown weren’t white.
These simians in keep
do not care if it piles deep
on heads of folks ducking
on their way to see the sheep.

Then I saw monkeys frigging, a paw job—
thrummed on wood till soma schmears took flight,
I’m glad I wasn’t there when streams
of monkey spunky rained on teams
of visitors. . .splattered gobs of white.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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 5   4

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Leough - December 12, 2012 - Report this comment
555! LOL! Someone needs to spank those simians.
John Barry - December 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leough.
Timmy - December 12, 2012 - Report this comment
LOL when seeing the title and the parody did not disappoint; nicely done.
Meriadoc - December 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Egads John! I think you are taking all the animal sex stuff tooooooo far. ;)

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