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Song Parodies -> "Gym-Fellow Jocks"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Helms

Parody Song Title:

"Gym-Fellow Jocks"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gym-fellow, gym-fellow, gym-fellow jocks'
Gym fellows' skin swells from injectin'.
Crowin' and growin' pimples full o' pus,
In a rage these gym fellows cuss.

Gym-fellow, gym-fellow, gym-fellow jocks
Lift, bellow, whine, gym fellows mainline,
Antsy from andro. The gym fellows' hair
Coarser than a bear.

It feels right fine, but in slight time
The rocks wither with age.
Gym-fellow kind, not mellow kind. . .
On floor writing in a hot-'roid rage.

Gits it up: dander; short-tempered is he;
Gym fellow loudly squawks.
Mixed in a syringe is the adrenal tea.

Cranked-up gym bellow,
Cranky gym fellow,
Crafts a skin-below pop.

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alvin - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
you certainly made your point...fun to sing along to
Guy - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Jumpin' Gyminny. Baze-bol been berry berry good to me. This 'uns a real STICKler. Fun write and funner read, Sir John.

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