Guy’s a loser, guy’s a loser.
And he’s in the wrong vicinity.

Most of the times that he’s tried, he has lost.
An “L” on his forehead should be embossed.
I think his average: about 3 in 10
This kind of quiz is way beyond his ken.

Guy’s a loser, and he’s botched the triviality.
Guy’s a loser, with an average less than .333.

Yeah, at this task he is not very sound.
Questions are asked…he’s blown another round.
I fear his calling’s not Trivia Guy.
I’ve learned that his TQ ain’t very high.

Guy’s a loser, and he is not doing splendidly.
Guy’s a loser, who presents a tragicomedy.

He’s just plain dumb in the trivia state;
he’s feeling bummed ’cause he’s missed such a spate.
Each time he tries, his average more falls.
Guy oughta try something else when it calls.

Guy’s a loser, and he has botched the trivia spree.
Guy’s a loser—guess he’s better stick to parody.