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Song Parodies -> "Silage Fight"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christmas Carol
Parody Song Title:
"Silage Fight"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Silage fight, Holstein fight,
Cows not calm, quite uptight.
Cow wrath burgeoning, udders gone wild.
They look incensed, though they never smile.
Who'll keep the barnyard peace?
Who'll keep the barnyard peace?
Silage fight, Holstein fight,
Shepherds quake at the sight.
They're used to gentle lambs who go "baah,"
Not one-ton beasts that bawl "moo" and spar,
Fight for savor of corn,
Fight for savor of corn.
Silage fight, Holstein fight,
They can't punch, so they bite.
One takes a chunk from another's face.
The farmer comes in; he's got "moo mace."
Sprays and drops them to earth,
With loud thuds—they've got great girth.
Cows not calm, quite uptight.
Cow wrath burgeoning, udders gone wild.
They look incensed, though they never smile.
Who'll keep the barnyard peace?
Who'll keep the barnyard peace?
Silage fight, Holstein fight,
Shepherds quake at the sight.
They're used to gentle lambs who go "baah,"
Not one-ton beasts that bawl "moo" and spar,
Fight for savor of corn,
Fight for savor of corn.
Silage fight, Holstein fight,
They can't punch, so they bite.
One takes a chunk from another's face.
The farmer comes in; he's got "moo mace."
Sprays and drops them to earth,
With loud thuds—they've got great girth.
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Can't resist cow parodies...this is Farm-tastic!...Ha ha..Moo Mace..something every farmer or non-farmer should have!..
Wild thing....I think you.....mooooved me.
AFW, thanks--I always carry some with me. JD, thank moo.
"Moo Mace", heh heh...you should patent that, John...555
"Fight for savor of corn" is a fantastic match - did you start with that line, by any chance??
(also is that a cross between saver and savior? - because it's inspired if it is) - 555
(also is that a cross between saver and savior? - because it's inspired if it is) - 555
Thanks much, Stuart. I started with the title and milked it from there. No such luck on the crossed meaning--good point, though.
I think I've used this limerick of mine in a comments field before, but well...
An udderly mad cow from Nantucket
is alive, though she did kick the bucket
bse-fied and hairy
she's more zombie than dairy
we must dig out her brain and then smack it
An udderly mad cow from Nantucket
is alive, though she did kick the bucket
bse-fied and hairy
she's more zombie than dairy
we must dig out her brain and then smack it
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