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Song Parodies -> "Keanu"
Original Song Title:
"Kumbaya"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Keanu"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Keanu, adored? Keanu.
Keanu, abhorred, Keanu.
Worst actor, more bore, Keanu
Than [Pauly] Shore, Keanu.
Please try singing more, Keanu
(With your band of four, Keanu
Your bass has strings four, Keanu)
Four chords keened by you.
I am crying for Keanu,
To try to explore, Keanu,
Films of Barrymore, Keanu--
At least [Demi] Moore, Keanu.
With laughter I roar, Keanu,
I roll on the floor, Keanu
To hear you exhort, Keanu. . .
Speech course, Keanu!
I am praying for Keanu,
To act nevermore, Keanu.
Out of 1 to 4, Keanu,
Minus 4, Keanu.
Your films I deplore, Keanu.
When to watch I'm forced, Keanu,
I sleep and I snore, Keanu.
Wherefore art thou, Keanu?
Keanu, abhorred, Keanu.
Worst actor, more bore, Keanu
Than [Pauly] Shore, Keanu.
Please try singing more, Keanu
(With your band of four, Keanu
Your bass has strings four, Keanu)
Four chords keened by you.
I am crying for Keanu,
To try to explore, Keanu,
Films of Barrymore, Keanu--
At least [Demi] Moore, Keanu.
With laughter I roar, Keanu,
I roll on the floor, Keanu
To hear you exhort, Keanu. . .
Speech course, Keanu!
I am praying for Keanu,
To act nevermore, Keanu.
Out of 1 to 4, Keanu,
Minus 4, Keanu.
Your films I deplore, Keanu.
When to watch I'm forced, Keanu,
I sleep and I snore, Keanu.
Wherefore art thou, Keanu?
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I was tempted to write a bash Keanu parody as well. I was able to hold it off for now. Might give in to it later. 5's
John, some people are so busy adoring his looks, they might not notice his acting.
all we need now is a campfire....with keanu tossed in the middle...5s
I got a kick out of this one...not that I care for him or anything, but I thought it was funny. 5s.
It's amazing, isn't it? A nerd...or as Seinfeld liked to call these; a mimbo....commanding big money for looking and sounding stupid on camera. Great job, John. High 5's
Like the man said so eloquently: "Woah!" 555
Thanks, Tim, Royce, Alvin, Ashley, Dee, Agrimorfee
Red pill, Blue pill, or Keanu pill ? One sends you back into The Matrix to rejoin illusion, one sends you out of The Matrix to face reality, and one sends you out of The Multiplex wishing you could get the last 2 hours of your life back.
I still can't figure out why this guy made it into Hollywood. He is like the Ronald Reagan of today's generation. Maybe one day he might have a chance in politics-then we'd all be watching non-stop Matrix.
I love it when celebrities are taken down a few pegs, Especially in parodies.
Out of 1 to 4, Keanu, Minus 4, Keanu - LOL - the title alone was hilarious JAB - 555
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