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Song Parodies -> "These Wiccans Ain't Sharin' Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"These Wiccans Ain't Sharin' Christmas"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
These Wiccans ain't sharin' Christmas.
These Wiccans don't prepare Christmas,
These Wiccans bitch, "Spare us Christmas,
It's the wrong time of year!"
Good hiding's their trend when Halloween ends.
They're hiding ere Christmas; see these haggies next year.
They boil eye of newt in cauldron,
They boil toe of frog in cauldron,
This boiled broth is really scaldin'
And it's suds'd up like beer.
They won't go except on a broom,
They don't go slow, so give 'em room,
They blow past that red-nosed schmoe, zoom!
All he sees is their rear.
These Wiccans prepare a thick mass,
That's wicked and makes you air gas,
You wish you'd been spared this repast--
Tastes like haggis, you fear.
These Wiccans don't prepare Christmas,
These Wiccans bitch, "Spare us Christmas,
It's the wrong time of year!"
Good hiding's their trend when Halloween ends.
They're hiding ere Christmas; see these haggies next year.
They boil eye of newt in cauldron,
They boil toe of frog in cauldron,
This boiled broth is really scaldin'
And it's suds'd up like beer.
They won't go except on a broom,
They don't go slow, so give 'em room,
They blow past that red-nosed schmoe, zoom!
All he sees is their rear.
These Wiccans prepare a thick mass,
That's wicked and makes you air gas,
You wish you'd been spared this repast--
Tastes like haggis, you fear.
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yeah, but they're a real hoot on halloween
Something Wiccan's Nice for Puns...
Great trio...this one is magical
Thanks, Alvin, Merry, AFW.
555 from this proud American, and to a fellow American too. We are having a war on Christmas, and it's CHRISTmas not Hannukah, Ramadan, Kwanzaa, WInter Solstice or any other freakish fake holiday that the liberals shove down our throats.
Hey, each and every Lutheran knows the Winter Solstice lies to St. Thomas's Day, 21 Dec. Or like they sing in Swedish:
Kortast och blekast vintersol
finns en decemberdag
kallad för Thomas Tvivlaren
för att hans tro var svag
Kortast och blekast vintersol
finns en decemberdag
kallad för Thomas Tvivlaren
för att hans tro var svag
You tell 'em, ProudAmerican! And while we're at it, let's put the T. HANKS back in THANKSgiving. (Where do you think the term TOM Turkey comes from?) The damn liberals want us to think it's all about smoking a freaking peace pipe with the so-called "Native Americans," when it's really about the motion picture industry scoring its biggest weekend of the year.
And don't get me started on how the non-Christians have ruined Arbor Day!
And don't get me started on how the non-Christians have ruined Arbor Day!
That's right Proud American because everyone knows that Christ was born in December 25, wasn't he? And you must be so ticked off that a Congressman-elect wants to take the oath of office on the Koran and not the Bible. Sme nerve, huh? I mean this is god-fearing, bible-thumping America -right? Either take your oath on the bible or move to Iran. Next thing you know everyone will want to be able to practice their own religion. Proud American - you must be so proud of Dick Cheney and his daughter. I mean how many grandchildren get to have two mommys? Hey, how's Ted Haggard doing? He certainly did put the "CHRIST" in christian, didn't he? Welcome to the new America.
wowwwww, you guys are clueless. we were pagan LONG before anyone came up with the notion of christianity...y'all superimposed YOUR holidays on top of ours in order to try and convert us. even groundhog day was a pagan celebration (imbolgc) before you sat your holiday on top of it. nice try, though.
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