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Song Parodies -> "How Much Did That Doggie's Shit the Window?"

Original Song Title:

"How Much Is That Doggy in the Window?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"How Much Did That Doggie's Shit the Window?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/presidential-campaign/203777-romneys-dog-on-a-car-roof-story-wont-go-away
How much did that doggy shit the window?
(Pooch poop)
A dump down the back window came.
How much did that doggy shit the window?
(Pooch poop)
Maybe dog wasn’t paper-trained.

Mitt’s clan took a trip to Ontario;
Mitt caged the dog on roof, alone.
Then one of Mitt’s son saw something gross run
Down the window. . .what’s dropped in a throne.

How much did that doggy shit the window?
(Pooch poop)
A bunch down the back window came.
How much did that doggy shit the window?
(Pooch poop)
Mitt stopped, and a hose on dog rained.

Mitt hosed off the dog and then he locked it
(Lock, lock)
Back in his carrier so dark.
That dog needed someone for protection—
As we will if Mitt hits the mark.

This picture of Mitt isn’t too pretty.
Who puts dogs in cages on top
Of a car, and then he shows no pity
Even after the dog’s gone kerplop?!

Who much do we want a Romney in the
(Pooch douche)
White House if he treats dogs this way?
Who much do we want a Romney in the
(Pooch douche)
White House? IMHO: no way!


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