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Song Parodies -> "Sy’s Come Home for Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Sy’s Come Home for Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’ve been honed for Christmas;
you can brandish me.
Carve the roast slowly, or toast
your fingers might well be.
Slit and cleave with shiny
steel off which lights gleam.
I’ve been honed for Christmas—
slice roast till it’s picked clean.

Sy’s come home for Christmas
and states candidly:
“Uncle Moe has got to go…
fist fingers belting me.”
Slit and cleave with shiny
steel that’s making seams
in Moe’s throat and chest niche.
No mo’ will Moe be seen—
Sy’ll roast him with benzene.

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