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Song Parodies -> "Love and Mare-age"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Love and Mare-age"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Love and mare-age, love and mare-age,
Goats to tether and my horse prepared is.
Misty enjoys fodder;
This dam’s the one; it’s out—I sod ’er.

Love and mare-age, love and mare-age—
Stick it in the beaut that hauls the carriage. . .
Glad for dorsal entry, and I don’t mean that aliment’ry.

Hie, hie, hie to penetrate and
Then I’m behoovin’.
High, high, high to elevate then come. . .missus reprovin’.

Love and Mare-age, love and mare-age.
Goats to pleasure—that’s a course disparaged!
Dam’s my coltish lover.
You can have fun sans canter run;
You can have dun under dark’s cover.

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Patrick - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I once wrote a similar song to the same tune. Your lyrics are, shall I say, a bit more "explicit".
< ! ! ! > - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
. . .Troll On, Sir ! !
Mr. Ed. - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, Wilbur, stop that!

Classic JAB syllable-matched word-switching. Fave: "dorsal entry". And thanks for not horning in on my flock -- glad you r-equest-tryin' only horses. -- tt
Old Man Ribber - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Stop that infernal horsing around! (Great job) ;D
Catherine The Great - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
This is perverted. Now a woman and a stallion...that's different! ;D
TJC - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Equus... like we've never herd it before!
Christie Marie M - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Every time I think of horse parodies, I think about "Black Beauty" series and "National Velvet" and other horse stories as well. Here's an additional $555 that covers grooming, riding lessons, a "stable" life, and some horse food.
Fiddlegirl - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Sacre mare! ;)

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