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Song Parodies -> "A Pert Glabellar View"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"A Pert Glabellar View"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Glabella: the flat area between the eyebrows
A pert glabellar view
Above eye line.

Plumb in the middle of the two
Eyebrows lyin',
Some say third-eyein'.

I think it's glamorous,
'Specially if you frown.
Makes me feel amorous;
"Your animus is warped!" you expound.

You hide glabellar view
From eyes of mine

I love view
Between two
Eyes of blue,
That's the view between brows,
Bounded by hair,
A bit too bushy--
Should trim it now.

It hurt me!

Glabellar welt is blue
Where you punched mine.


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TJC - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
iLike it! Sounds like a snoot full...the lady you describe sound quite glabelous, which may be the worst orthographic homophone ever... I listened to 5 or 6 Screaming Jay tracks from his '97 album, which itunes will allow one to preview... great stuff... no "Spell On You" available, though...
Meriadoc - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
John, you must read the dictionary every night. Or a sniglets book.... ;-D
Red Ant - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
.....Or know every single word that came with the Balderdash game. Or all three. I just clicked here to find out what "Glabellar" meant, and found a pretty good prarody too! I think this one makes 97.
Lionel Mertens - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Even though I'm a uni-brow I thought this was funny. Well, I guess I better go shave my glabella again. 5's
alvin rhodes - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
made me raise my glabella

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