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Song Parodies -> "Weighted Dice"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Sound of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Weighted Dice"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Weighed dice, weighted dice—
Mike has palmed them discreetly.
Small and white, black dots—rice
grains are larger completely.
Some call them “bones”; moot’s the term—they’re thrown:
Hope for throw of seven.
Weighted dice, weighted dice.
It’s seven come eleven

Weighted dice! House ain’t nice
and they watch Mike discreetly.
Spying eyes look for guys
who’re winning and it’s streaky.
Caught, Mike gets broken fingers or toes,
maybe six or seven.
Break ’em twice, break ’em thrice
bent back—no, this ain’t heaven.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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