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Song Parodies -> "Gone Astray, Little Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Go Away, Little Girl"

Original Performer:

Steve Lawrence

Parody Song Title:

"Gone Astray, Little Girl"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gone astray, little girl, gone astray, little girl.
I'm not supposed to get a bone for you.
Oh no! You're draped in a sheet,
So I can't gape at a teat.
It was wrong for fans and yourself--
Oh, what did you do?!

Gone astray, little girl, garb gone 'way, little girl.
You flirt like a whore. . .a pinup--how outré.
That sheet ain't sheer but your nips
Are pouting like your sweet lips.
Oh, gone astray little girl. . .
A corporeal display.

Gone astray.
I will pay
For the mag I'll shell out.

That sheet--can't see 'r, but my fist
Ain't all that's hard, then I'm blissed.
Oh, gone astray little girl.
Galling display, little girl.
Oh, you're such a tease, little girl;
Will corp'rate send you away?
What'd Walt say?!

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AFW - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Right on top with current see-vents
Michael Pacholek - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I was wondering when the media was going to start to try to destroy Miley. Here it is. The situation is not funny, so 5s for "point made." Today's New York Daily News had a cartoon showing Miley in that pose, and someone said, "Ms. Cyrus, there's a Mr. Clemens here to see you," and the artist made Roger look like a real "Chester the Molester." A double-barreled joke that isn't the least bit funny, but what can we do? Clemens has become a "perfect storm." I just hope Miley doesn't become one, because, unlike a lot of these under-30 female singers (and most of the under-20 ones), she can actually sing. Her father? Uh... lemme get back to you on that...
alvin - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
yes, what would walt say ?...lol
UnKnownVO - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, ~Sweaty Captain Jack Barrow~, I see you jumped ship just long enough to pen another message . . . complete with leering & lewd wishes!
TJC - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, John...I'd leave you a sMiley face if I could! [ but this is the best I can do... :) ]

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