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Song Parodies -> "I Gotta Shelve the Juice"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Gotta Shelve the Juice"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I gotta shelve the juice,
Even the wine.
I’m soppin’ up the hooch and brew,
Gettin’ tight ’n’
Then sometimes fightin’.
Some Olds*. . .I can’t stand up,
Then I’m fallin’ down,
And my legs get bandy,
When down a batch of brandy I pound.

I gotta shelve the juice,
Even the wine.
I whine.

I love juice,
I love hooch,
I love booze,
I love to pound it down—
And then they’re there. . .
Elephants, DTs,
And they’re not brown,
But pinkies.

I gotta shelve the juice—
’cept turpentine.


*Grandads, Overholts, Fashioneds, etc.
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Old Man Ribber - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
With JAB I always "spell" something good cooking! ;D
Christie Marie M - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I echo OMR's comment! Shelving you 555 fluid ounces of juice with this one!
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Mr. Baseball Nut here thought this was going to be about steroids. Oh well. Should you get a five... or a fifth?
LittleHoHooch - June 17, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack, ~Duke oHouchry~ I gather that you, sirJacques De Rack, have not gotten your 'Sea legs' back after being on board the HMS SirSweaty !

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