I'm a-dissin' in this story the rank clan of Jeb,
Whose crack-whore daughter ain't exactly a deb.
His brother Neil is a crook who acted lewd.
Another brother's got us bogged down for crude--
Oil that is, 'raq gold, Desert tea.

Jeb doesn't work because he is a millionaire.
The kinfolk said, "Jeb, move away from there."
They said callous DC is the place he oughta be.
In '08 they'll load the shmuks up with lots of currency--
Bills, that is, greenbacks, swag, bribes, dollars

I wish that we could say goodbye to Jeb and all his kin.
But for reasons I can't fathom, they're always voted in.
Despite at least two having retarded vocality.
They're all possessed by evil, or it is banality?

Bush-family kids. Sent from Hell. Dangerous jerkoffs. Can't vote 'em out of here.