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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Chum, All Ye Baitful"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Oh, Chum, All Ye Baitful"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Oh, chum, all ye baitful;
Joy’s for those trolling runs.
Oh, chum, ye; oh, chum, ye
For fine fettle finned.
Chum, dip that bowl in,
Pour it on the agua.
Oh, chum on, get it pouring,
Oh, chum on—don’t be snoring,
Oh, chum on, though it’s boring.
Line are on port.

Sink, lines for angel-
fish; they’re great gustation.
Sink, balls of lead that lead the hook to a perch.
There will be farfetched
Stories, cause we lie best.
So, chum on, get it pouring,
So, chum on—don’t be boring,
Go chum, so fish we’re scoring.
Fie on the port!

All ale’s our treat, we
Pour it all the morning.
Whoa! We’re leaning overboard—Dramamine’s no more!
Purged to the water,
And the fish are nearing.
No chum—they want the pouring
That comes from our disgorging
The chunks we had been storing.
They want some more!

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CML - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
I'll see if I can't contribute to Chum-a-Paloosa 2017 by tomorrow, JAB, but I make no guarantees. It really is more difficult to do these things now. The Muse just goes dormant. On the other hand, "Chum Chum Churry" definitely has potential, so that will probably help to "get me to the chum on time." (No wait, that's from My Fair Lady")
JAB - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
That's the spirit, CML. I've already stolen and slightly modified the first "Chummery" line you preferred. But it'll be interesting to see how we eat tackle (so to speak) it.

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