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Song Parodies -> "MILF, I Want You"

Original Song Title:

"Till There Was You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"MILF, I Want You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'm just twelve; my name's Bill,
But I've not yet had my thing in.
Now it's for Tom' mom that I fall:
MILF, I want you.

To her I'm just a guy
Whom Tom after school will bring in
For cookies; for nooky I squall:
MILF, I want you.

I want to use it: my hungerin' hose is now pelting
The sheet raiment. . .bedclothes; belongs in you.

I'd spread love all around
Like the wobblers knuckler's flingin';
Finish her off with my fast ball.
MILF, I want you

Then I hear you in a brotherly roister; I'm jealous.
He's in flagrante delicto with you!

Making love on the ground,
With Tom's mom's wantonly singin':
"Don't stop now, give it to me, all!!"
MILF, how could you?

MILF, HE wangs you!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Twelve's a bit young, don't you think? I mean, that MILF could be his mother! :-)
Johnny D - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Redderpiss Wrecks that sort of activity.
John Barry - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin, Peter, JD, thanks.
Larry Hensley - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done

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