Page kids gained lecherous letters
kept quiet by that plump thing
who was grossly an abettor,
a filled with gas/cash blight—
won’t stick around.
Wouldn’t hear more election music; dude’s
booted outta town.
Yeah, fatty let pedo ply his trade—no sweat!
Was made to trail out;
D-D-D-Denny had to get.

He’s also geared to be plunderful;
old Denny would count those beans.
He wore expensive suits
stuffed with snared loot;
those G-notes’ heft made him much fatter seem.
D-D-D-Denny scam-abets.

Then Den had fear, ’cause he’s blunderful.
D’oh Denny, not keen or lean.
He left a lecher coot
to the pursuit—
(fifty-two-year-old man) of lads just teens.
D-D-D-Denny’s had to get.

[Gym-teacher days]

“Hey, kids!” mugs big man with face pressed
on window, eyein’—
it’s Denny on low-age quest.

[present]

Will he survive,
now we know that he done wrong?
It’s become apparent: on kids he was sweet.
Time to reprise Foley’s song.
A lech who laundered loot
so boy stays mute.
Dude rose, high head—this made it mammoth: teens.
D-D-D-Denny had a pet.

Way randy, not scrawny when he preened his pet.
Now no way out.
D-D-D-Denny banged the pet.

Fat man said, “Here, you’ll be plunder-full.”
But Denny’s misdeeds been seen.
Didn’t want men as beauts, found boy-fare cute.
Dude grows to dread diddlin’ and cashin’ teen.
D-D-D-Denny’s pet regret.

Though scamming and conning in the genetics
of “Land O’ ” louts.
D-D-D-Denny’s ethics? Nix!
Ill pols are geared to be plunderful,
and Denny’s from that scene.
But this elected coot also paid loot
to shush the kid that he had shagged as teen.
D-D-D-Denny slam might get.

Denny headin’ peni-tentiary? Denny slammer-frets.
Rosti, Blago, Ryan, Walker, Reynolds, Kerner, Stratton. . .many slammer vets.