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Song Parodies -> "The Gorger"

Original Song Title:

"The Joker"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"The Gorger"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Some people call me "stuff-face chowboy," yeah,
Some call me the "gorger of lunch."
Some people call me "more eats,"
'cause I seek out some pommes frites, tongue for brunch.

People talk about my waistline--
Tape measure plays too long; that's so wrong.
But give me curry, baby, more curry,
And I'm right there, right there. Light fare? Nope--spare no scone.

'cause I love picnics
And I love dinner,
I love luncheon,
Ain't gettin' thinner.
I'll taste some mousse; sic on that bun.

Stuff from the roaster,
From the toaster. . .
I look like the poster
Child symbolizing the glutton.

Gorge at cuke fest, and I never will cease;
I really love fresh peaches,
Madly shake the trees.

Lunchin', brunchin', lunchin', brunchin', lunchin', brunchin',
All the time
Ooh, meat's tasty--
You sure show me a good dine.

'cause I love pig, curds. . .
Have some for dinner.
I love munchin';
Ain't gettin' thinner.
I'll taste some moose; sic on that bun.

'cause I'm a nosher
And a drink slosher,
But I am not kosher. . .
Mix dairy, meat with abandon.

People talk about my baseline
Calorie count--it's wrong.
I'm gonna scurry, I'll scurry and hurry; wanna
Eat out of house and home.

Gorge at cuke fest until I am replete.
I really love fleshed pigs' feet,
Gladly taste that treat.

Luncheon munchin', brunchin', crunchin', drunk with punch 'n'
Malt 'n' wine.
Too eat-crazy--
Yo, give me Roquefort and swine!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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AFW - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Food and eating are always good parody themes...and you've cooked up a winner, here
Michael Pacholek - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
My mother told me never to talk with my mouth full, but she never said anything about TYPING with my mouth full! Have a five-layer cake!
alvin - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
ya had me at stuff face chowboy.....this is hilarious
Ann Hammond - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Meriadoc - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Did you put some mousse on the moose?
John Barry - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Michael, Alvin, Ann, Merry.
PeachTART - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Captain Gluttony , are you aware Sir, that this is one of the Seven Deadly sins?? . . . . Fav Line: " People call me ' more eats ' ". Very clever write, this be !
Barry Wilson JR. - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Some call me that fat kid in line... All 5's from this glutton.
adagio - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Ditto what alvin said....that was priceless... 'stuff faced chowboy'. The whole parody was funny. 5's
Smeg And The Heads - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Very, very good. Excellent job of pacing to an OS that is notoriously difficult to pace. A very funny write!

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