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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself a Mary’s Little Lamb Fest"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas "
Original Performer:
Hugh Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Have Yourself a Mary’s Little Lamb Fest"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Have yourself some Mary’s Little Lamb bliss;
make it bleat all night.
Cow romps done; now tupping gives boundless delight.
Have yourself a Mary’s Little Lamb fest—
make the ewe-slide way.
Cow romps shunned; the tupping will be unallayed.
Heard in barn are not donkey brays;
these aren’t donkey ways explored.
Hay for bed as you’re rearing up
for a cheering rut amour.
Ewes are dear, but you would simply rather
young barn mates to plow.
Randy nighttime arts might start a barnyard row.
So have yourself a Mary’s Little Lamb…and sow.
make it bleat all night.
Cow romps done; now tupping gives boundless delight.
Have yourself a Mary’s Little Lamb fest—
make the ewe-slide way.
Cow romps shunned; the tupping will be unallayed.
Heard in barn are not donkey brays;
these aren’t donkey ways explored.
Hay for bed as you’re rearing up
for a cheering rut amour.
Ewes are dear, but you would simply rather
young barn mates to plow.
Randy nighttime arts might start a barnyard row.
So have yourself a Mary’s Little Lamb…and sow.
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I don't believe I'm fully apprised as to what JAB is trying to convey here; unless, of course .... I actually am
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