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Song Parodies -> "Bossie's My Moo Foe"

Original Song Title:

"Besame Mucho"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bossie's My Moo Foe"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Bossie's my, Bossie's my moo foe.
Were primed to clinch 'cause we're pissed; we've got moos nix "beau"vine.
Bossie's my moo foe. . .
Border on snarling; even the bulls think we' re unkine.

Though cuds we, charmless, chew; take arms, we don't eschew.
Spring-unpolled, we drill and gore.
Moo wenches fought, our unholy moos. . .no vaches qui rient,
Tails whipping, vaca-matadors.

Then I've won, as I have cleaved she.
It isn't cream that issues from my nemesis moo.
Bossie's my moo foe.
With her hide severed; this snide heifer sees my moo-moue.

Bossie, mi mu-enemigo,
Lucha leche terminada, hay la última vac'.
Bossie, mi mu-enemigo,
Vida vas a perder cuando eviscero tu sac'.

Quiero vencerte con cuerno;
Hacer hamburguesa de ti.
Encontrarás que serás con cuerpo. . .
Hecho hamaca-cuera de ti.

Bossie, batalla contigo,
Lucha leche terminada, soy la última vac'.
Bossie, mi mu-enemigo.
Chinga la leche, bebo sangria de la ubre sac'.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 3

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alvin - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
strangely touching
littleMadameBovary - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
That's a lot o' Leche, Senior Juan !
John Barry - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Madame--maybe I should try one about Floe Bear.

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