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Song Parodies -> "Flunkeys, Trogs, Hogs, Dimwits"

Original Song Title:

"Monkey Wash, Donkey, Rinse"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Flunkeys, Trogs, Hogs, Dimwits"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

“Hell” defines a House full
of mendacity:
Stooges, whores, fools, and tools
of kleptocracy.
They’re a claque of weasels;
every one will appall.
So many scumbags in there
who blather and squall.

Flunkeys, trogs, hogs, dimwits—
still the voters send them even though they are a scourge.
Flunkeys, trogs, hogs, dimwits—
money-grubbin’s what they know.

Left side, right side
equally unsound.
Most have got their heads up
where the matter’s brown.
They’re just a claque of weasels
or a line of gorging hogs,
running then blighting
one-time land of laws.

Flunkeys, trogs, hogs, nitwits—
why do voters send them even though they are a scourge?
Flunkeys, trogs, hogs, unfits—
money-grubbin’ sewage flow.

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