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Song Parodies -> "Ukraine"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

If you’re a thuggish lout, then you go in to rout
If you’re a fascist clown—boots on the ground. . .

Nasty guy’s got an eye for the prize: Ukraine.

For Ukraine, bad news: Vlad’s tightening the screws. . .
Kleptocratic scum, oligarchic bum,
Pu’ bane.

Cranky guy craves a slice of the pie: Ukraine.

The Crimea’s gone to Soviet spawn:
Uk’ wanes.
Once Vladimir acts, they can’t get it back,

Crazy guy? Crazy eyes? Is this guy
Cranky guy’s got a shine ’bove his eyes:
no mane.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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CallmeEric - March 10, 2014 - Report this comment
When your empire's done but you want a rerun -- Ukraine .... Don't forget this fact, there might be blow back -- Ukraine

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