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Song Parodies -> "Sometimes It's Jellied Food"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Sometimes It's Jellied Food"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Twelfth letter's L; add U,
N, as in Nine.
From A, don't stop till you're past 2--
C you're findin';
Next, H you're findin'.
The alphabet--halve it,
Then M will be found.
Add E. . .back to alpha.
To T from U finally rebound.
You've then got swellish food,
Beyond divine!
Some's swine.
I love food
That ain't stewed
That ain't mewed
That once moo'd—processed cow.
And I don't share
The antipathy
That some folks vow
For lunch meat.
Sometimes it's jellied food. . .
Head cheese. Divine!!
N, as in Nine.
From A, don't stop till you're past 2--
C you're findin';
Next, H you're findin'.
The alphabet--halve it,
Then M will be found.
Add E. . .back to alpha.
To T from U finally rebound.
You've then got swellish food,
Beyond divine!
Some's swine.
I love food
That ain't stewed
That ain't mewed
That once moo'd—processed cow.
And I don't share
The antipathy
That some folks vow
For lunch meat.
Sometimes it's jellied food. . .
Head cheese. Divine!!
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if there's anything out there more disgusting than head cheese, i haven't found it....not that i'm looking...dug the parody, though
Sir . . . now listen up!!! This has got to STOP !!! I can spell !!! I was never a resident of MonKey Island !! Got that . . . Pirate Jack!!
Very good John! Glad you like my tribute 'Spell' parody!
Thanks, Alvin, UKV. And Jason, again.
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