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Song Parodies -> "Bet It, Lee!"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Bet It, Lee!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Bet It, Lee!

Got two nines, and so he tries to double.
Mother’s scary—nuts has he.
Dealer then will hit ’im—
Bet it, Lee!

He doesn’t cower; he starches up
His vertebrae. . .L5-1C.
Dealer freely hits ’im—
Bet it, Lee!

Bet it, Lee. . . .
Hit ’im; worried? Nix him.
Bet it, Lee!

Will he be broken-hearted, peeping
Underneath down cards to see?
There ill’s seen; the answer. . .
Wretched 3!
From that hand he’s departed
Livid; next he turns slowly:
There is the same answer. . .
Feckless 3.

Feckless 3. . . .
Ain’t the hoped-for answer,
Feckless 3.

“I’ll try more,” he says loudly
And there’s the third 9 atop a 3
Shines his smile. . .less sorrow; festive, he
He takes another down, then views it
Nine again! Triumphant’s Lee!
Dealer’s turn to flip ’em.
What is seen?

Ace and queen. . . .

Dealer’s turn has whipped ’im.
Face turns green.

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MsSweatyBette - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey SirSweaty, missing with da cards, lately ? ? Bets off ? ? the better to take thee, PirateJack !
Fiddlegirl - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
The title switch alone is sheer perfection... and the rest doesn't disappoint. :) Hitting you with 555!

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