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Song Parodies -> "Mitt and Gingrich Mud"

Original Song Title:

"Mississippi Mud"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Mitt and Gingrich Mud"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNSekQ4Bp_s
There’s three chumps gone down in quite a rout;
Four of ’em still around; two especially loud shout.
They may yet draw blood—
What a treat! Watch ’em mistreat
Each other and sling the mud.

What a crabby crew: Porky and the fella who
Is extremely bland.
By PACs and them, the flames are fanned.

They’re nasty as can be, will say any crud.
What a treat to take a seat,
Watch the Mitt and Gingrich mud.

Porky—wow! He’ll say shit;
Good looks won’t defray shit.
What a show! What a trip!
How they pound each other, got snarling lips.

Oy! that Newt, he kills me.
Oy! that Mitt is silly.

What a show when they blow
So much smoke that a fire you’d think did grow.

There’s three chumps gone down; more will drop out;
Four of ’em still around; two take turns with a pout,
Yet they may draw blood.
What a treat! Watch ’em mistreat
Each other and sling the mud.
What a treat to take a seat,
Watch the Mitt and Gingrich mud.

What a cranky crew: Porky and the fella who
Is extremely bland.
No PACs vobiscum in the land.

They’re nasty as can be, and they sure ain’t buds.
What a treat to take a seat,
Watch the Mitt and Gingrich mud.


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Rob Arndt - February 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one JAB- 555!!!

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