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Song Parodies -> "He's Such a Jealous Dude"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"He's Such a Jealous Dude"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
He's such a jealous dude;
On "8" scale, 9.
With big binocs he's watching you,
Yeah, he's eyein'--
Compulsive spyin'
You know he can't stand it:
You're runnin' around
With a sugar daddy,
So he'll grab a gat and gun him down.
He's gonna fell that dude,
Using a 9,
Not iron.
"I'll plug you!"
The lug booms,
The slug looms,
The slug zooms through the clown.
A gust of air
Escapes breech and breech,
Then he falls down.
Dead, clearly.
And now the jealous dude
Is doing time.
On "8" scale, 9.
With big binocs he's watching you,
Yeah, he's eyein'--
Compulsive spyin'
You know he can't stand it:
You're runnin' around
With a sugar daddy,
So he'll grab a gat and gun him down.
He's gonna fell that dude,
Using a 9,
Not iron.
"I'll plug you!"
The lug booms,
The slug looms,
The slug zooms through the clown.
A gust of air
Escapes breech and breech,
Then he falls down.
Dead, clearly.
And now the jealous dude
Is doing time.
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Oh, John... (note the initials)
drop dead funny
Right on Target! Another mini-mauser-piece de (little) resistance... Heck, I shouldn`t try to be funny with foreign phrases in the presence of the linguistics meister that is JAB...
He shoulda just used a knife and worn gloves, and then he'd have walked -- as Mike P suggested.
Agreed Tommy, but then he'd just steal something from a casino... Anyway, good parody... 5-5-5
Thanks, Michael, Alvin, TJC (again, you're too kind), TT, MrM.
555, ka-ching!
How many of these parodies did you write?! I just can't get enough of these parodies! You got pure talent, John! I always enjoy every moment of them. I myself get on the jealous side, too, when it comes to love triangles.
Pirate John, sounds like you got that "San Quentin" blues, eh, Jack?
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