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Song Parodies -> "I’m Meal-Picky"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Pretty"

Original Performer:

West Side Story Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"I’m Meal-Picky"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m meal-picky,
so meal-picky;
so it’s tricky to find food delight.
Not craw-sticky
is stuff causing gastronomic fright.

Food from farming
is alarming
if it’s harming the stomach, which deals
with the vitties
that go into it…those that appeal.

It’s a picky world when there’s vittles fare;
I dine very selectively.
I’m a picky case
for a picky fress—
such a picky style…
very picky, me!

I’m meal-shunning,
and I’m nagging.
Out I’m bumming with gagging deployed
at this lunch
full of icky junk unenjoyed.

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